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But since I don’t tweet, allow me to expand the 140 character limit (with the help of my dear Carley*).

Jake, Danny and I agree that you probably weren’t meant for this show.  Your heart is too sweet and, quite honestly, we’re not positive you’ll have success with any of these girls.  We’re proud of you for weeding out crazies (the don’t-kiss-me but do-you-want-to-kiss-me-because-I-want-to-kiss-you girl (delivered by the most awkward letter ever), the my-mom-says-its-my-turn girl (who is here for LOVE and MARRIAGE), and the girls whose names we never even found out (I can't tell you how many times we said, "Who is that girl?!?!")), but we’re still waiting for one to go.

Our thoughts so far…

Apparently these girls are too-sexy-for-their-shirts.  What is up with these oversized clothes that hang off your shoulder and half way down your arm?  Come on, ladies. 

Gia, please take that band aid off your finger.  Gross.  Also, Did you see the excerpt of next week? I think Gia is a goner the way her mom is...I don't think he is ready for a New York mafia-style family...

How ironic that V’s legs were over Jake, right after Gia called him out on it.  Don't worry, Gia, you're still special...

Vienna, you were borderline stalking Jake when you were wandering the castle.  And did you really “honey” him already?  Just chill. Also, you wear the same sweater in all your interviews.  It is confusing to us.

Anyone else get flashbacks of  “Kiss the Girl” from The Little Mermaid when Jake and Corrie were in the boat?  High five for saving herself, but I knew she wasn’t his girl. She was intimidating with always cocking her head to the side and asking Jake is he was nervous around her.  RIP….

Allie…I bet you ruined your boots.  I am sad for you.  And your amazement of a bird with a crab made me laugh.  Don't you live in SF?!  Also, straddling Jake in the middle of the park?  Hm… At least she didn’t cry and throw around f-bombs when Vienna got a rose this week.

Tenley, your outfit was classy and I loved it.  You’re my first pick- I just hope you’re ready for it.  And thanks for reminding me not to take things for granted. 

*Don’t be mistaken…we actually do talk about the Bible, theology, and ministry in seminary.  But there’s got to be something to help us get through our 14 hour school days…